A day with my period.

period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.

period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?

period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.

period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.

period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.

period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.

period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?

period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.

period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.

period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.

period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?

period: Yell at a puppy.

period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

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